Tuesday, 22 December 2015


HOT TODDY
1          Quart of Bourbon, Scotch or Brandy
2          Quarts of boiling water
6          Clove-studded lemon slices
1          Cinnamon stick, broken into pieces
            Sugar to taste
 
Construct in a bowl, pouring the boiling water over the spiced and sugared liquor,
stir well and serve hot with a lemon slice in each cup.
 
Another Christmas cheer from the 50's.

by Tom Smith

                     

HAPPY HOLIDAYS


 

Two Snowmen talking, one turns to the other, asks:
"Can you smell carrots?"

"I don't care who you are fat man, get those reindeer off my roof."

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Christmas Cheers
 
Looking through some vintage cocktail recipes for alternatives to Egg Nog I've come across the following which may be of use during the festive season.

 
FLAMES OVER JERSEY
 
1          Quart of Apple Brandy
1          Cup of sugar
1          Jigger of Angostura Bitters
            Lemon peels to taste

Pour ingredients into a large saucepan and warm gently before setting alight.
Stir carefully as the blue flames flicker. Douse flames with a quart of boiling water,
stir again and pour into sturdy glasses or silver mugware.

A hot Christmas punch suggested by Esquire Magazine in 1952, calvados is the obvious substitute for Apple Brandy. This should only be attempted when sober.


BISHOP
 
1          Orange
1          Quart of Port

Although simple, this does require a little patience - beginning with taking one large orange and studding it with cloves before roasting in an oven until soft and brownish.
Quarter the orange and immerse it into a saucepan of port wine, which should then
simmer for at least half an hour. Serve in punch glasses.

No connection, aside from nominally, with Joey Bishop - the man whose autobiography declared I Was a Mouse in the Rat Pack. In fact Joey was (whisper it) teetotal.

Favourite Joey story:
Supporting Sinatra at the Copa in 1954, his act was interrupted by the late arrival in the audience of Marilyn Monroe, looking stunning in a white ermine coat. Naturally all eyes turned away from the stage to watch Monroe. Bishop waited until she was seated before
barking out: "Marilyn, I thought I told you to wait in the truck." It brought the house down.